If I Were King of the (Penguins) Forest
One of my favorite movies when I was a kid was The Wizard of Oz. One of my favorite songs…
Did Kyle Dubas Purposefully Leave a Hole in the Penguins’ Lineup (for a Kid to Step Through)?
PenguinPoop colleague Caleb Di’Natale and I were having a text discussion last night concerning the merits of freshly signed prospect…
Rocky Mountain High: Penguins Nick Pryor Departs
Nick Pryor, who served as the Penguins’ director of amateur scouting since joining the black-and-gold in July 2021 as part…
March of the (ex) Penguins
I thought I’d take a break from bemoaning the Penguins’ less-than-inspired free-agent signings (good things generally don’t come in small…
Penguins Update: Draft Day Two
Hi folks. Sorry to be late on reporting the Penguins’ final four picks of the ’24 Entry Draft, which included…
Penguins Acquire Kevin Hayes from the Blues
The Penguins have fired the first salvo in earnest of their offseason, and I have to admit it’s a shocker.…
Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’24 Edition)
In what’s become a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, I decided to publish my annual Goin’ to WAR with Our…
Penguins Update: What Do Evgeni Malkin and Rodney Dangerfield Have in Common?
Back in the day, Rodney Dangerfield was arguably my favorite comedian. I especially loved the old Lite Beer commercials (Tastes…