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Penguins Update: What Do Evgeni Malkin and Rodney Dangerfield Have in Common?

Back in the day, Rodney Dangerfield was arguably my favorite comedian. I especially loved the old Lite Beer commercials (Tastes…

Who Might the Penguins Sign?

In a recent article, I panned the notion that our Penguins would be a destination spot for top-of-line free agents…

Penguins Update: The Importance of Goaltending

Hey all. Sorry I’ve been so lax about posting articles to PenguinPoop. Truth be told, my brain’s shifted into offseason…

Penguins Re-Sign Puustinen

In their second player move of the off-season, both involving young’uns, the Penguins re-signed pending free-agent forward Valtteri Puustinen to…

Penguins Update: My Goodness, Is Jake Guentzel Terrific

One of my favorite rock ballads is Don’t Know What You’ve Got (Till It’s Gone) by Cinderella. Along those lines,…

Marner to the Penguins? None for Me, Thanks.

I was working out at the gym Wednesday morning, minding my own business, when PenguinPoop colleague Caleb Di’Natale texted with…

Penguins Pick Heading to San Jose

The Penguins entered last night’s NHL draft lottery with an infinitesimal 1.5 percent chance of winning the lottery and snaring…

Penguins Update: Reality Isn’t Always What it Seems (Part Two)

In the wake of the Penguins cutting ties with associate coach Todd Reirden yesterday, the majority of the team’s fan…