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How Do the Penguins Spell Relief? D-e-S-m-i-t-h

Back in the day there was a TV commercial for Rolaids antacid tablets that posed the question, “How do you…

Rangers Blank Skidding Penguins, 3-0

In my last article, I opined that, barring a total collapse, the Penguins are a playoff team. Well, don’t look…

Avalanche Roll (and Rule), Bury Penguins 6-4

Recently, a writer from another blog whose work I respect a great deal opined that our Penguins are a very…

Penguins Can’t Hold Back Avalanche

It’s safe to say Saturday afternoon’s tilt against the league-best Avalanche represented a measuring stick of sorts for our Penguins.…

Fallback Penguins Lose to Rangers, Slip into Third Place

During the 2015-16 season, the Penguins and Rangers squared off three times in the month of March. The Rangers, who’d…

Penguins Buffaloed, Drop Shootout to Sabres

Beware the Sabres. That’s a warning that hasn’t been sounded around the league for quite some time. Not with Buffalo…

New-Look Penguins Bop Blue Jackets, 5-1

The new-look Penguins took to the ice last night at PPG Paints Arena following a big trade at the deadline.…

Flowering Penguins Chomp Coyotes, 4-1

It’s said that some of the prettiest wildflowers in the world bloom on the desert floor. In their last visit…