Bolts Turn Tables, Zap Punchless Penguins 5-1
As the old saying goes, “all good things must come to an end.” Such was the case during last night’s…
No Stars No Worries; Penguins Paste Toronto, 7-1
As I watched in slack-jawed awe from my perch on a bar stool at the Pennsbury Station last night while…
Penguins Update: Could Simon See Top Line Duty?
It’s a thought that seemed more remote than…say…the Andromeda Galaxy as recently as a few days ago. But with Bryan…
Panthers Put the Bite on Penguins in OT
I repeat. The PenguinPoop reverse mojo is very much alive and well. Twice during last night’s 5-4 overtime loss to…
Penguins Previews and Prognostications
Let us cut to the chase; in truth, this is the weakest incarnation of our Pittsburgh Penguins, to be put…
2021-22 Preview: Are the Penguins Playoff Bound?
For the first time in recent memory, the Penguins enter a regular season with more questions than answers. How will…
Penguins Preseason: A Performance Worth Cheering
Since I wasn’t able to watch the Penguins’ matinee dustup with Detroit yesterday afternoon, this won’t be much of a…
The Semantics of Simon for the Penguins
You know, there are times when I feel bad for our friend Rick Buker. (After all, he has to put…