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Sendin’ Out an SOS…Penguins Lose Again

Back in the day The Police cut a smash reggae-hit titled Message in a Bottle. In the wake of the…

Bolts Turn Tables, Zap Punchless Penguins 5-1

As the old saying goes, “all good things must come to an end.” Such was the case during last night’s…

No Stars No Worries; Penguins Paste Toronto, 7-1

As I watched in slack-jawed awe from my perch on a bar stool at the Pennsbury Station last night while…

Penguins Update: Could Simon See Top Line Duty?

It’s a thought that seemed more remote than…say…the Andromeda Galaxy as recently as a few days ago. But with Bryan…

Panthers Put the Bite on Penguins in OT

I repeat. The PenguinPoop reverse mojo is very much alive and well. Twice during last night’s 5-4 overtime loss to…

Penguins Previews and Prognostications

Let us cut to the chase; in truth, this is the weakest incarnation of our Pittsburgh Penguins, to be put…

2021-22 Preview: Are the Penguins Playoff Bound?

For the first time in recent memory, the Penguins enter a regular season with more questions than answers. How will…

Penguins Preseason: A Performance Worth Cheering

Since I wasn’t able to watch the Penguins’ matinee dustup with Detroit yesterday afternoon, this won’t be much of a…