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Rocky Mountain High: Penguins Nick Pryor Departs

Nick Pryor, who served as the Penguins’ director of amateur scouting since joining the black-and-gold in July 2021 as part…

March of the (ex) Penguins

I thought I’d take a break from bemoaning the Penguins’ less-than-inspired free-agent signings (good things generally don’t come in small…

Penguins Update: Draft Day Two

Hi folks. Sorry to be late on reporting the Penguins’ final four picks of the ’24 Entry Draft, which included…

Penguins Acquire Kevin Hayes from the Blues

The Penguins have fired the first salvo in earnest of their offseason, and I have to admit it’s a shocker.…

Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’24 Edition)

In what’s become a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, I decided to publish my annual Goin’ to WAR with Our…

Penguins Update: What Do Evgeni Malkin and Rodney Dangerfield Have in Common?

Back in the day, Rodney Dangerfield was arguably my favorite comedian. I especially loved the old Lite Beer commercials (Tastes…

Who Might the Penguins Sign?

In a recent article, I panned the notion that our Penguins would be a destination spot for top-of-line free agents…

Penguins Update: The Importance of Goaltending

Hey all. Sorry I’ve been so lax about posting articles to PenguinPoop. Truth be told, my brain’s shifted into offseason…