• Fri. Mar 6th, 2026

Jason Zucker

  • Home
  • Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins

Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins

With the recent influx of brand-new Penguins, I’ve spent a fair amount of time looking up stats as a way…

Let’s Make a Deal: Penguins Acquire Reilly Smith

Kyle Dubas’ first trade as the Penguins’ acting GM looks like a good one. The newly minted black-and-gold exec sent…

Penguins Update: The Dubas Plan

Hello fellow Poopers. Per my usual, I’m arriving late to the party. But I thought I’d chime in with a…

Armchair GMing the Penguins for 2023 – 2024, Counterpoint

Armchair GMing is one of my favorite things to do. I have freely offered my unsolicited advice to our Pittsburgh…

An Armchair GM’s Approach to Fixing Our Penguins

For the past few months I’ve written a lot about what’s wrong with our Penguins. With the team on the…

Penguins Final Report Cards

To borrow from an old Alice Cooper classic, School’s Out for our Penguins. No more sticks. No more pucks. No…

Flaccid Penguins Blow Lead in Finale, Bow to Blue Jackets in OT

Pathetic! That was the single adjective I used in my game notes to describe our galling 3-2 come-from-in-front overtime loss…

Stayin’ Alive: Penguins Clip Wings, 5-1

It was a game our Penguins simply had to win. Lose, and our season was likely over. Along with it,…