Penguins Update: To Pinch or Not to Pinch…
…that is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the goals against born of outrageous pinching, or…
Penguins Update: Does Mike Sullivan Get a Bad Rap with Kids?
We all know the narrative. Mike Sullivan hates kids. Hates ‘em. Absolutely, positively won’t play ’em. If they do somehow…
March of the (ex) Penguins
I thought I’d take a break from bemoaning the Penguins’ less-than-inspired free-agent signings (good things generally don’t come in small…
Would the Penguins Be Better Off If Jim Rutherford Were Still in Charge?
I was scanning the hockey sites Wednesday night for trades and other pre-draft activity when I noticed the Canucks made…
Ex-Penguins Update: Final 2023-24
With the 2023-24 campaign in the books and not much else to report, I thought it would be an opportune…
Should Mike Sullivan Preside Over a Penguins Retool?
In the wake of recent technical difficulties at PenguinPoop that kept the site offline for a while, I’m still in…
Ex-Penguins Update: 2024 All-Star Break
With the NHL All-Star break upon us, I thought it would be an ideal time to check in on former…
Hold the Obit, Penguins Bury Avalanche 4-0
A funny thing happened at PPG Paints Arena last night. Our Penguins won a hockey game. They didn’t just win.…