Habs Blank Hapless Penguins, 4-0
The Penguins’ plummet continued last night at the Bell Centre in Montréal. Taking full advantage of black-and-gold blunders, the Canadiens…
Would Sam Bennett be a Fit for the Penguins?
Anyone who’s read PenguinPoop for any length of time knows there are certain players I’ve always coveted. For example, I’ve…
Toughness Matters (Even if the Penguins Don’t Think So)
As you’ve probably guessed by the title, it’s time for my annual “Penguins lack toughness” rant. What brought this latest…
Kraken Dine on Penguins (with Jarry for Dessert)
In a virtual replay of their loss to the Lightning on Sunday, our Penguins threw everything but the proverbial kitchen…
If I Were King of the (Penguins) Forest
One of my favorite movies when I was a kid was The Wizard of Oz. One of my favorite songs…
Penguins Update: Let’s Make a Deal?
As the dust continues to settle on the 2023-24 season, it’s time to cast our eyes ahead to what’s likely…
Penguins Jar(ry) Canadiens, 4-1, Bag Two Points
As our faithful readers are fully aware, PenguinPoop has been down for several days due to technical difficulties. One could…
Leaky Penguins Fall to Montreal
Exasperated former coach Bob Berry once labelled his Penguins team “circus performers.” Up one game and down the next. I…