La Machine (Penguins) Slices and Dices Les Habitants, 5-2
Back in the late 1970s, Moulinex introduced a food processor aptly named La Machine. A pitch woman extolled its virtues…
Projecting Our Penguins
With 27 games down, roughly a third of our Penguins 2021-22 schedule is in the books. Since it’s a simple…
Penguins Crunch Capitals 4-2
I confess, I didn’t watch the Penguins’ 4-2 triumph over Washington due to the funky deal with ESPN+. However, I…
Penguins Go Moby Dick on Seattle, Devour Kraken 6-1
According to seafaring lore, sperm whales like to dine on giant squid. Doing our best Moby Dick imitation, the Penguins…
Guentzel Tricky, Penguins Power (Play) Past Canucks, 4-1
I’d like to take a little credit if I may for the Penguins’ runaway 4-1 triumph over Vancouver at Rogers…
Will the Penguins be Buyers or Sellers at the Deadline?
It might be a little premature to pose such a question. After all, the season’s barely a quarter of the…
Penguins Update: Middle-Six Mashup
Following an encouraging five-game winning streak built largely on the stellar goaltending of Tristan Jarry, our Penguins have hit the…
Penguins Hab Not, Fall to Montreal, 6-3
Yes, the dreaded PenguinPoop curse is alive and well. No sooner do I write in my prior game summary that…