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Penguins Marooned by Islanders, Streak Halted at Four

With sincere apologies to our faithful PenguinPoop readers, due to the fact that I’ll be indisposed tomorrow, this recap will…

Penguins Burn Devils, 7-3, Win Fourth in a Row

Who in the heck are those guys who’ve been showing up clad in Penguins uniforms at PPG Paints Arena of…

Penguins Phall to Philly in Pre-Tourney Phinale

In the wake of the Penguins’ hardscrabble victory over the Rangers on Friday night, I wrote that our current batch…

Devils Nip Penguins in Shootout, 3-2

The Penguins didn’t play a perfect hockey game during last night’s 3-2 shootout loss to the Devils at PPG Paints…

Penguins Update: Is There a Rift Developing Between Mike Sullivan and Kyle Dubas?

Before I begin my ramble, I need to be crystal clear. I am not connected to the Penguins’ organization in…

Look Out Below: Free-Falling Penguins Krunched by Kraken

Our flickering playoff hopes evaporating faster than a puddle in the heart of Death Valley, the Penguins bumbled their way…

Penguins in a Duck Blind, Fall 5-1 to Feathered Foe

During the ill-fated 1986-87 season, Penguins coach Bob Berry, exasperated by his team’s maddening inconsistency, famously labelled them “circus performers.”…

Penguins Stun Kings, 5-1

The other day I remarked that the Penguins have consistently kept me guessin’. The beat went on last night at…