What Are the Penguins Going to Look Like? Part I: The Forwards
Earlier this month, I published an article titled, Penguins Five-Deep Depth Chart, listing our top five players at each position.…
Penguins Update: The Big One’s Comin’
I was a seventh grader attending classes at Jonas Salk Middle School in Sacramento the day the “big one” was…
Penguins Five-Deep Depth Chart
With a lull in roster activity, not to mention fresh ideas for articles, I thought I’d take a look at…
Armchair GMing the Penguins 2025-2026 Part 2: Trades
I was talking with a friend of mine, who is friends with and skates with the players we love to…
Penguins Blank Blackhawks, 5-0, in Return Engagement
The Penguins overcame a snoozer of a start (by both teams) to down the Blackhawks, 5-0, in the back-end of…
Sabres Trample Pulseless Penguins, 7-3
Once again, my schedule’s such that I won’t be able to do my customary game recap. Not that anyone’s hungering…
Penguins Marooned by Islanders, Streak Halted at Four
With sincere apologies to our faithful PenguinPoop readers, due to the fact that I’ll be indisposed tomorrow, this recap will…
Penguins Burn Devils, 7-3, Win Fourth in a Row
Who in the heck are those guys who’ve been showing up clad in Penguins uniforms at PPG Paints Arena of…