Flaccid Penguins Blow Lead in Finale, Bow to Blue Jackets in OT
Pathetic! That was the single adjective I used in my game notes to describe our galling 3-2 come-from-in-front overtime loss…
Penguins Glorious Postseason Run Comes to an End
A strange thing happened last night. Our Penguins were eliminated from qualifying for the postseason for the first time since…
Going, Going, Gone: Penguins all but Kiss Their Playoff Hopes Goodbye with Hideous Loss to Hawks
During the War Between the States, a Union corporal came across a package of three cigars wrapped in paper out…
Stayin’ Alive: Penguins Clip Wings, 5-1
It was a game our Penguins simply had to win. Lose, and our season was likely over. Along with it,…
Jekyll and Hyde Penguins Stomp Wild, 4-1
In 1886, Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson penned a novella about the good and kind Dr. Jekyll, who morphed into…
Penguins Outclassed, Fall to Devils, 5-1
As I watched our Penguins evaporate in the face of a hungry, young Devils squad last night at the Prudential…
Penguins Stave Off Flyers for Must-Win Win
Last summer Fenway Sports Group was reported to have asked general manager Ron Hextall to share his plan for retooling…
Nightmare on Centre Avenue (Part I), Bruins Best Penguins
The other day I confessed to PenguinPoop founding father Phil Krundle my nightmare scenario for this weekend in two-part detail.…