Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’24 Edition)
In what’s become a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, I decided to publish my annual Goin’ to WAR with Our…
Can the Penguins Improve?
The other day, my colleague Caleb Di’Natale sent me a text displaying his new and improved black-and-gold lineup for the…
Penguins Defense Not Built for Playoffs
I was reading some recent comments from long-time PenguinPoop reader Mike about the state of our defense. He questions whether…
Penguins Update: The Fall of Champions
I was thinking about the inexorable decline of our Penguins yesterday. Stewing over the fact that we’ve missed the playoffs…
Penguins’ Postmortem and Grading
I haven’t written much this season, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t been following our favorite flightless fowl. Now we…
Penguins Update: The Worst That Could Happen?
Back in the summer of 1968, my favorite song was The Worst That Could Happen. Sung to perfection by Johnny…
Penguins Fumble Finale, Fall to Islanders, 5-4
In many ways, last night’s 5-4 season-ending loss to the Islanders was an all-too-fitting microcosm of the 2023-24 campaign. One…
Penguins Reverse Natural Order, Subdue Predators, 4-2
Our Penguins did what they needed to do last night. Namely, took care of business. Skating before a throng of…