Penguins Final Report Cards
To borrow from an old Alice Cooper classic, School’s Out for our Penguins. No more sticks. No more pucks. No…
For Penguins Sake, Fenway Group, Fire Sullivan Now
Firing Brian Burke, Ron Hextall, and Chris Pryor was a good start at repairing our Pittsburgh Penguins, but it was…
The Blame Game: Ron Hextall and Brian Burke Take the Fall for the Penguins’ Poor Season
Wow. It sure didn’t take long for the axe to fall. Less than 48 hours after the Penguins were eliminated…
Flaccid Penguins Blow Lead in Finale, Bow to Blue Jackets in OT
Pathetic! That was the single adjective I used in my game notes to describe our galling 3-2 come-from-in-front overtime loss…
Penguins Glorious Postseason Run Comes to an End
A strange thing happened last night. Our Penguins were eliminated from qualifying for the postseason for the first time since…
Going, Going, Gone: Penguins all but Kiss Their Playoff Hopes Goodbye with Hideous Loss to Hawks
During the War Between the States, a Union corporal came across a package of three cigars wrapped in paper out…
Stayin’ Alive: Penguins Clip Wings, 5-1
It was a game our Penguins simply had to win. Lose, and our season was likely over. Along with it,…
Jekyll and Hyde Penguins Stomp Wild, 4-1
In 1886, Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson penned a novella about the good and kind Dr. Jekyll, who morphed into…