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Ned for President: Penguins Reef Islanders, 3-1

Yes, I know. Only a couple weeks ago I was touting Jansen Harkins for President following his dramatic shootout winner…

The Good: Penguins Rally to Earn a Point. The Bad: Senators Prevail in OT, 5-4

I’ll say this for our Penguins. They sure know how to wreck a story line. I had to alter mine…

Jansen Harkins for President!!! (Penguins Beat Canadiens, 4-3, in Shootout)

Usually, I have some sort of theme for my game summaries. Sadly, in the wake of the Penguins’ gritty, scintillating,…

Penguins Snap Skid, Put the Bite on ‘Yotes, 4-2

Two very important events took place last night before 17,068 witnesses at PPG Paints Arena. The Penguins snapped an ugly…

Penguins Rally, Jar(ry) Bolts, 4-2

Thunderstruck, awestruck, dumbstruck and dumbfounded. Any or all of those adjectives would describe my feelings after witnessing the Penguins’ stunning…

First Quarter Penguins Grades

Our Pittsburgh Penguins are now at the end of their first quarter, so it is time to offer up my…

Penguins Collapse, Blow Two-Goal Lead in Gut-Wrenching 3-2 Loss to the Sabres

We had this game. Had it in our hip pockets. My game summary was all but written in my head.…

“Ned” Shines, Penguins Blank Vegas, 3-0

Unless your favorite hockey team happens to be a reincarnation of the great Canadiens dynasty of the 1970s (or the…