Penguins Zapped By Bolts: Upgrades Needed?
Maybe it’s too much vitamin D. After all, our Penguins so rarely see the sun during our dreary Pittsburgh winters.…
Rust Rescues Penguins Again
It’s safe to say our Penguins didn’t play their best game of the season last night. They were out shot,…
Penguins Acquire Gudbranson and Wideman at Deadline
Perhaps Penguins general manager Jim Rutherford read my last article on PenguinPoop. Or…more likely…got tired of watching his stars get…
Penguins Update: How Did We Turn Things Around?
During an especially riotous moment of Mel Brooks’ classic 1974 western spoof, Blazing Saddles, bewildered henchman Taggart uttered the unforgettable…
Penguins’ Goaltenders save the Weekend: Turn away 86 of 92 shots
“No, I would not give you false hope On this strange and mournful day,” Sang rhymin’ Paul Simon back in 1972. However,…
Farewell Hags: Penguins Peddle Popular Winger to Kings for Tanner Pearson
One-by-one, members of the special supporting cast that contributed so mightily to the Penguins’ back-to-back Stanley Cups are moving on…
Penguins Back In The Win Column
The Penguins rewarded their fans that stayed up to watch their tilt against the Los Angeles Kings with a victory.…
Can the Penguins be Fixed?
I’ll open this post with a statement worthy of Captain Obvious. Our Penguins are in trouble. They’ve lost three in…