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Punchless Penguins Jet-lagged, 4-1

I confess this isn’t going to be much of a game summary. Then again, last night’s disappointing 4-1 loss to…

Penguins Prospects thru December 31, 2022

Happy New Year Penguin Poop readers! With our Pittsburgh Penguins limping through the end of the 2022 season (5-3-2 in…

The Penguins on Average

Typically, I like to do an update on the Penguins Prospects the first day of every new month during the…

Penguins Ground Hapless Flyers 4-1

Former St. Louis penalty king and frequent Penguin pounder Barclay Plager once said, “It’s not who wins the fight that’s…

Penguins Win Again, Topple Toronto

“Boy, this has been a textbook third period for the Penguins. They just have to finish it off.” Pens TV…

Penguins Halt Skid, Dump Capitals 4-1

Two old Metro Division lions clashed last night in the gladiator pit otherwise known as Capital One Arena. Both were…

Is There A Plan B For Our Penguins?

Our Pittsburgh Penguins haven’t won a game since game 5, on October 22. That means our seafaring Sphenisciformes have gone…

Penguins Krown Kings, 6-1

The opening 20 minutes of last night’s contest between the Penguins and Los Angeles ranks among the most bizarre periods…