Penguins Pass Final Preseason Exam (?)
It sure wasn’t the way coach Mike Sullivan would draw it up on the chalkboard. Indeed, the Penguins escaped Columbus…
Penguins Preseason: Detroit Breakdown
Back in the day, the J. Geils Band recorded a song titled Detroit Breakdown. The refrain of the song went,…
The Semantics of Simon for the Penguins
You know, there are times when I feel bad for our friend Rick Buker. (After all, he has to put…
Did the Penguins Blow it with Juuso Riikola?
I was reading an article on another site when I noticed the forgotten name of a forgotten player. Juuso Riikola.…
Penguins Blue Line Doesn’t Line Up
Defense. It’s defined by Merriam-Webster as a means or method of defending or protecting oneself, one’s team, or another.…
Penguins in a Hex-Stall
“Time to take your medicine.” As kids we probably all heard a parent utter those dreaded words as they approached,…
Will the Penguins be Any Good?
Now that Penguins general manager Ron Hextall has signed Zach Aston-Reese and Radim Zohorna it appears our roster for the…
Penguins in Serious Talks for Gibson Source Says
According to a Penguin Poop source, trade talks between the Pittsburgh Penguins and the Anaheim Ducks for John Gibson are…