The Penguins’ Prodigal Returns: Jags is Back in Town
Jags is back in town, Jags is back in town, Jags is back in town…(sung to the tune of the…
Penguins Update: Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures…
If you’re a faithful reader of PenguinPoop, you’ve no doubt noticed the recent lack of content. On the heels of…
Penguins Update: Has Familiarity Bred Contempt?
I was pondering the plight of our favorite hockey team when an old adage popped into my head. And while…
Penguins Collapse, Blow Two-Goal Lead in Gut-Wrenching 3-2 Loss to the Sabres
We had this game. Had it in our hip pockets. My game summary was all but written in my head.…
‘Canes Top Crosby (oh…and Penguins too), 4-2
During our ill-fated 1975 playoff series against the Islanders, a potent Penguins team mysteriously stopped scoring. In an effort to…
Penguins to Retire Jagr’s Number
The Penguins have announced that Jaromír Jágr’s iconic No. 68 will be retired in a pre-game ceremony on February 18.…
Penguins Erupt, Keelhaul Toothless Sharks, 10-2
Back on December 17, 1991, the Penguins feasted on an epically bad Sharks team by the lopsided score of 10-2.…
Penguins Update: The Bigger They Are…
The bigger they are, the harder they fall. That time honored axiom is attributed to English boxer Robert Fitzsimmons, who…