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‘Guins Win Coyote Ugly, 6-3

For a while, it looked like it was going to be one of those games, didn’t it? When the Penguins…

The Tortoise Beats the Hare: Penguins Overtake Jets in Shootout

Thank God for Tristan Jarry. Seriously. I wish there was a way to quantify how many wins a goaltender steals…

Sid-sational Penguins Roll, Dump Blue Jackets 5-2

While I watched the early stages of last night’s Penguins game on the TV at Wright’s Gym, a member joined…

The Galloping Geno Returns: Powers Penguins Past Ducks

A streak of fire, a breath of flame; Eluding all who reach and clutch; A gray ghost thrown into the…

Stars Shine, Halt Streaking Penguins

Yesterday was one of those days. After dragging through my workout, I decided to do my Saturday afternoon cardio at…

La Machine (Penguins) Slices and Dices Les Habitants, 5-2

Back in the late 1970s, Moulinex introduced a food processor aptly named La Machine. A pitch woman extolled its virtues…

Penguins Crunch Capitals 4-2

I confess, I didn’t watch the Penguins’ 4-2 triumph over Washington due to the funky deal with ESPN+. However, I…

Penguins Go Moby Dick on Seattle, Devour Kraken 6-1

According to seafaring lore, sperm whales like to dine on giant squid. Doing our best Moby Dick imitation, the Penguins…