Penguins Update: What Do Evgeni Malkin and Rodney Dangerfield Have in Common?
Back in the day, Rodney Dangerfield was arguably my favorite comedian. I especially loved the old Lite Beer commercials (Tastes…
Penguins Update: The Importance of Goaltending
Hey all. Sorry I’ve been so lax about posting articles to PenguinPoop. Truth be told, my brain’s shifted into offseason…
Penguins Update: My Goodness, Is Jake Guentzel Terrific
One of my favorite rock ballads is Don’t Know What You’ve Got (Till It’s Gone) by Cinderella. Along those lines,…
Marner to the Penguins? None for Me, Thanks.
I was working out at the gym Wednesday morning, minding my own business, when PenguinPoop colleague Caleb Di’Natale texted with…
Penguins Update: Reality Isn’t Always What it Seems (Part Two)
In the wake of the Penguins cutting ties with associate coach Todd Reirden yesterday, the majority of the team’s fan…
Mike Sullivan to New Jersey? The Devil(s) You Say.
Apparently there was a rumor (since squashed) circulating through the hockey universe that Penguins coach Mike Sullivan might have an…
Penguins Update: Let’s Get Physical
As I scanned the box score of last night’s Boston-Toronto playoff game I couldn’t help but notice a familiar trend.…
When it Comes to Our Penguins, Perception is Not Always Reality
“A lie has no legs and cannot stand, but it has wings and can fly far and wide.”–William Warburton “Repeat…