Ex-Penguins Update: Final 2023-24
With the 2023-24 campaign in the books and not much else to report, I thought it would be an opportune…
Ex-Penguins Update: The Ides of March
Beware the Ides of March…and the Penguins’ grueling schedule this month. An energy-sapping slate that calls for our aging squad…
Penguins Chomp Sharks, 6-3, End Futility Skein
Well, I’ll be cowkicked, to coin a favored Mike Lange phrase. Just when it seemed our Penguins might never win…
Ex-Penguins Update: December 12, 2023
With a lull in the Penguins’ schedule, I thought I’d check in on former Pens around the league and see…
Penguins Update: The Granny Watch
There’s a former Penguin who’s lighting up the score sheet of late. Can you guess who he is? Sam Lafferty…
Power Outage: Penguins Fizzle in 3-1 Loss to Lightning
With just under a minute remaining in last night’s flat-line loss at Tampa Bay, Jake Guentzel crossed the blue line…
Penguins Update: The Pieces Fit
There’s a song by Tool titled Schism that plays on our Pandora station at Wright’s Gym. The refrain, “I know…
Duck, Duck, Goose (Eggs), Penguins Blank Anaheim 2-0
Back in the days of Mean Joe Greene, Mad Dog White and the Steel Curtain, chants of DEE-FENSE, DEE-FENSE filled…