Ex-Penguins Update: Final 2023-24
With the 2023-24 campaign in the books and not much else to report, I thought it would be an opportune…
Ex-Penguins Update: The Ides of March
Beware the Ides of March…and the Penguins’ grueling schedule this month. An energy-sapping slate that calls for our aging squad…
Penguins Jar(ry) Canadiens, 4-1, Bag Two Points
As our faithful readers are fully aware, PenguinPoop has been down for several days due to technical difficulties. One could…
Ex-Penguins Update: 2024 All-Star Break
With the NHL All-Star break upon us, I thought it would be an ideal time to check in on former…
Penguins Display Winning Hab-its: Clip Canadiens in OT, 3-2
Our Penguins entered last night’s do-or-die matchup with Montréal with a crystal clear mandate. A win was an absolute must…
Jansen Harkins for President!!! (Penguins Beat Canadiens, 4-3, in Shootout)
Usually, I have some sort of theme for my game summaries. Sadly, in the wake of the Penguins’ gritty, scintillating,…
Ex-Penguins Update: December 12, 2023
With a lull in the Penguins’ schedule, I thought I’d check in on former Pens around the league and see…
Ex-Penguins Update: November 2, 2023
With a bit of a lull in the Penguins’ schedule, I thought I’d check up on former black-and-golders around the…