The Penguins Go South, Literally and Figuratively
While most of the world must have rejoiced when Punxsutawney Phil predicted an early Spring, I could imagine that our…
Playoffs No Cinch for Sagging Penguins
As I watched bits and pieces of the Penguins’ recent 4-0 loss to Carolina from my perch at the Wright’s…
Penguins limp into the All Star break: Need Changes for the Stretch Run
“Ahh, but the strawberries that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved…
Penguins Acquire Blandisi from the Ducks
Pretty soon they’ll be calling us the Monongahela Ducks. Or referring to Anaheim as the Left Coast Penguins. In the…
Penguins Update: How Did We Turn Things Around?
During an especially riotous moment of Mel Brooks’ classic 1974 western spoof, Blazing Saddles, bewildered henchman Taggart uttered the unforgettable…
Penguins Aston-Reese pays the dues, St Louis sings the Blues; Pittsburgh wins 6 – 1
The Penguins’ Power Play (PP) was perfect and their Goalie was near perfect as our surging sphenisciform-seabirds swamped St Louis…
The Penguins Clip the Wings 5 – 2
“Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends we’re so clad you could attend come inside, come inside”…
Something Festers in the Heart of the Penguins Locker Room
Saruman was heard to say “Something festers in the heart of Middle-Earth, something you have not seen. But the great…