Penguins Update: Behind-the-Curve Grumble
Hey all. Just noticed news of a free-agent signing by the Cup-champion Panthers from nine days ago that stirred my…
Penguins Sign (the Wrong) Aho
…just when you thought the off-season plight of our Penguins couldn’t get any worse, it did. The team has signed…
Penguins (and Dubas) Poop the Bed in Free Agency. On Purpose.
Before I launch into my diatribe, my brain fully realizes what Kyle Dubas and the Penguins are trying to do.…
Penguins Acquire Kevin Hayes from the Blues
The Penguins have fired the first salvo in earnest of their offseason, and I have to admit it’s a shocker.…
Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’24 Edition)
In what’s become a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, I decided to publish my annual Goin’ to WAR with Our…
Quickest Route to Lord Stanley’s Cup? Take the North-South Expressway
The Florida Panthers are putting on a clinic on how to win a Stanley Cup. (Never mind that I picked…
Penguins Hire Quinn: Strengthen BU Connection
During the 1986-87 season, legendary Boston University coach Jack Parker presided over a Terriers team laced with future connections to…
Kraken Hire Former Pens Coach Dan Bylsma
The Seattle Kraken hired former Penguins bench boss and 2009 Stanley Cup winner Dan Bylsma to fill their vacant head…