No Defense for (or from) Penguins Defense
In football there’s a phenomena known as the “lookout” block. That’s when an offensive lineman, having blown his assignment, turns…
Penguins Update: I’m Cuckoo for Boko
Back in the day, Sonny the cartoon cuckoo bird went bonkers for Cocoa Puffs cereal (so did I). “I’m cuckoo…
Is Mike Sullivan Too Much of a Hockey Purist for the Penguins Good?
As I was pondering our Penguins in the wake of my latest rant over loading up on undersized defensemen, a…
Penguins Update: Behind-the-Curve Grumble
Hey all. Just noticed news of a free-agent signing by the Cup-champion Panthers from nine days ago that stirred my…
Penguins Sign (the Wrong) Aho
…just when you thought the off-season plight of our Penguins couldn’t get any worse, it did. The team has signed…
Penguins (and Dubas) Poop the Bed in Free Agency. On Purpose.
Before I launch into my diatribe, my brain fully realizes what Kyle Dubas and the Penguins are trying to do.…
Penguins Acquire Kevin Hayes from the Blues
The Penguins have fired the first salvo in earnest of their offseason, and I have to admit it’s a shocker.…
Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’24 Edition)
In what’s become a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, I decided to publish my annual Goin’ to WAR with Our…