No Stars No Worries; Penguins Paste Toronto, 7-1
As I watched in slack-jawed awe from my perch on a bar stool at the Pennsbury Station last night while…
Penguins Update: Jumping on the Marino-Pettersson Bandwagon
We’re all familiar with the saying, “A day late and a dollar short.” Well, I guess you could say that…
Penguins Update: Could Simon See Top Line Duty?
It’s a thought that seemed more remote than…say…the Andromeda Galaxy as recently as a few days ago. But with Bryan…
Penguins Chase Fleury with Flurry, Down Hawks 5-2
It wasn’t supposed to happen this way. Not with our Two-Headed Monster, Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin (and now…
Panthers Put the Bite on Penguins in OT
I repeat. The PenguinPoop reverse mojo is very much alive and well. Twice during last night’s 5-4 overtime loss to…
Penguins Douse Lightning in Opener
I’d like to give full credit for the Penguins’ surprising season-opening 6-2 swamping of Tampa Bay to my esteemed colleague,…
Penguins Previews and Prognostications
Let us cut to the chase; in truth, this is the weakest incarnation of our Pittsburgh Penguins, to be put…
2021-22 Preview: Are the Penguins Playoff Bound?
For the first time in recent memory, the Penguins enter a regular season with more questions than answers. How will…