The Penguins Defense is Different. Will it Be Better?
Thanks to the good work of GM Ron Hextall, who signed all of the Penguins’ high-profile free agents this summer,…
Penguins Update: Getting My Brain Around the Blockbusters
My esteemed colleague, Other Rick, has written on numerous occasions that our Penguins needed to blow up their defense and…
BULLETIN: Penguins Make Two Shocking Trades
Hey all. I just have a moment to put up a placeholder. Penguins GM Ron Hextall engineered two stunning trades…
Penguins Update: Speed Kills, But is it the Be-All and End-All?
It’s the lifeblood of the Penguins’ game. Speed. Coach Mike Sullivan wants forwards who can get on the opposition and…
La Machine (Penguins) Slices and Dices Les Habitants, 5-2
Back in the late 1970s, Moulinex introduced a food processor aptly named La Machine. A pitch woman extolled its virtues…
Penguins Hab Not, Fall to Montreal, 6-3
Yes, the dreaded PenguinPoop curse is alive and well. No sooner do I write in my prior game summary that…
Penguins Halt Skid, Crush Canadiens, 6-0
With the season threatening to slip through our collective fingers like grains of sand traversing an hour glass, the Penguins…
Penguins Update: Is Marcus Pettersson Really That Bad?
Read any Penguins blog or media outlet, including PenguinPoop, and you’re liable to see Marcus Pettersson’s name pop up with…