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Penguins Update: What Do Evgeni Malkin and Rodney Dangerfield Have in Common?

Back in the day, Rodney Dangerfield was arguably my favorite comedian. I especially loved the old Lite Beer commercials (Tastes…

Penguins Update: Let’s Get Physical (Part Two)

During Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Final on Wednesday night, Florida whitewashed the Presidents’ Trophy-winning Rangers by a score…

Penguins Update: My Goodness, Is Jake Guentzel Terrific

One of my favorite rock ballads is Don’t Know What You’ve Got (Till It’s Gone) by Cinderella. Along those lines,…

Marner to the Penguins? None for Me, Thanks.

I was working out at the gym Wednesday morning, minding my own business, when PenguinPoop colleague Caleb Di’Natale texted with…

Geno Nets Two, Penguins Malkin-ize Lightning, 5-4

Back in 2009, my friend Tom Blanciak predicted the Penguins would acquire feisty left wing Chris Kunitz from Anaheim at…

Did the Penguins Need a Shakeup?

I’m going to begin this article with a statement that might cause you to question my sanity…or worse. Might trading…

Capitals Stomp Penguins, Jake Movin’ On

A couple of weeks ago I wrote that the one quality I really like about our Penguins is their ability…

This Penguins Team Reminds Me of…

A lot of you are gonna think I’m crazy for what I’m about to write. I can hear the naysayers…