Announcing my “Semi-Retirement” from PenguinPoop
Hey all. Just a quick note to share a bit of personal news. After 13 years of writing for PenguinPoop,…
Maybe I Can Make the Dreaded PenguinPoop Curse Work for Us
With our season entering the home stretch and a 17th straight postseason berth anything but a given, it was suggested…
Penguins Update: Simon Signs with Calgary
Former Penguins forward Dominik Simon has agreed to terms on a one-year contract with the Calgary Flames for $700,000. A…
Penguins Update: Back in the Saddle Again
Hello faithful PenguinPoop followers. I wanted to write a quick note to explain our recent outage and express our deepest…
Capitals Dash Penguins’ Three-Peat Hopes
The final play of the Penguins’ aborted 2018 Cup run was somehow symbolic of their star-crossed season. A turnover at…
Penguins Playoff Update: Is Kris Letang Really That Bad?
My obsession with the negative aspects of Kris Letang’s play began innocently enough. Sometime during the early part of the…
Penguins Win Three-fer in OT
Okay, so it wasn’t exactly the three-peat we’ve all been dreaming about. But the Penguins did claim a three-fer last…
Sid-sational Penguins Mash Nashville, Grab Series Lead
“He’s done three things tonight I’ve never seen him do before.” Those words were uttered by good friend and Wright’s…