Ex-Penguins Update: November 2, 2023
With a bit of a lull in the Penguins’ schedule, I thought I’d check up on former black-and-golders around the…
The More Things Change for Our Penguins…
…the more they stay the same. Last season, in no particular order, our Penguins had difficulty a) playing with and…
Is the Sully/Dubas Plan a Plan to Fail?
It’s become apparent that the Penguins’ new president of hockey operations Kyle Dubas and long-time coach Mike Sullivan are working…
Going, Going, Gone: Penguins all but Kiss Their Playoff Hopes Goodbye with Hideous Loss to Hawks
During the War Between the States, a Union corporal came across a package of three cigars wrapped in paper out…
Penguins Deadline Update: Which Beast of the East Improved the Most?
Back in the spring of 2013, the Penguins were firing on all cylinders on their way to an Eastern Conference…
Penguins Stormy Night in Carolina
“Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from this tropic…
Penguins Playoff Update: It’s a Chili Night in Pittsburgh
It was a chili night in the ‘Burgh on Wednesday. No, I’m not referring to the unseasonably cold weather that’s…
Penguins Update: Never, Never on a Sunday
According to the Holy Bible, Sunday is a day of rest. It appears our Pittsburgh Penguins heeded that time-honored spiritual…