Penguins Update: Vegas Stole My Left Wing!
I’d written earlier this summer that erstwhile Montreal left wing Max Pacioretty would look awfully good in a Penguins uniform.…
Penguins Update: Who’s on First?
It’s one of the all-time great comedy routines. Who’s on First, sublimely performed by the Hollywood Star duo of Bud…
Penguins Update: Is Rutherford Finished Dealing?
With the recent signing of the ‘Big Rig,’ Jamie Oleksiak, to a three-year deal, the Penguins’ lineup for the coming…
The Penguins Trade Kessel – Are You Serious?
For those loyal Penguin Poop fans that have been diligently following us, please forgive me. After reading a recent article…
John Tavares A Penguin?
Some of you may have already read this, but over the last couple of days a rumor has surfaced in…
Penguins Update: So Who Do We Root for Now?
For us die-hard Pittsburgh hockey fans, this is practically virgin territory. Our beloved Penguins—back-to-back champions—were eliminated from the Stanley Cup…
Capitals Dash Penguins’ Three-Peat Hopes
The final play of the Penguins’ aborted 2018 Cup run was somehow symbolic of their star-crossed season. A turnover at…
The Penguins 2017-2018 Post-Mortem
I woke up this morning still with last night’s game heavy on my mind. Looking at a picture of my…