Penguins Survive Shark Attack, Prevail 3-1
On the surface, everything seems okey dokey, don’t it? The Penguins successfully navigated the Shark-infested waters (ice) of the SAP…
Malkin Logs 1200th Point as Penguins Pluck Ducks 6-3
The Penguins kicked off their three-game west coast swing in style last night with a resounding 6-3 victory over the…
Can the Penguins Be Fixed?
A few days ago, long-time PenguinPoop contributor and commenter James Arthurs offered what I thought was the most astute analogy…
Sharks Attack, Bite Penguins in the End
It wasn’t supposed to happen this way. The Penguins were supposed to cruise to a feel-good win over weak-sister San…
Mixed-Bag Penguins Earn a Point, BUT…
Merriam-Webster defines a mixed bag as one having both positive and negative qualities or aspects. Along those lines, I’m not…
Penguins Top Panthers, 7-6, in OT Thriller
To borrow from the old 1970s tear jerker, Love Story, where do I begin to describe the events that led…
Penguins Rely on Jarry-atrics to Best Senators in Rematch
I must say I’ve got this reverse PenguinPoop mojo thing down to a science. I really do. On at least…
Senators Rule, Top Penguins in Penalty-Fest
Crazy. And I’m not referring to the Patsy Cline crossover hit from 1961, but rather last night’s penalty-strewn 5-4 overtime…