Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’25 Edition)
In what’s quickly becoming a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, I decided to post another Goin’ to WAR with Our…
What Are the Penguins Going to Look Like? Part I: The Forwards
Earlier this month, I published an article titled, Penguins Five-Deep Depth Chart, listing our top five players at each position.…
Kyle Dubas: Penguins Aren’t Trying to Tank. Should We Believe Him?
There are lots of notions about where our Penguins are heading. Some see POHO/GM Kyle Dubas’ recent moves as a…
Penguins Update: The Big One’s Comin’
I was a seventh grader attending classes at Jonas Salk Middle School in Sacramento the day the “big one” was…
Penguins Five-Deep Depth Chart
With a lull in roster activity, not to mention fresh ideas for articles, I thought I’d take a look at…
Armchair GMing the Penguins 2025-2026 Part 2: Trades
I was talking with a friend of mine, who is friends with and skates with the players we love to…
Penguins Update: Waiting on a Coach
Hey all. Guess I’ve been guilty of sitting on my hands (or keyboard if you prefer), awaiting the announcement of…
Penguins Update: Ron Hextall Revisited
We all know the narrative regarding Ron Hextall’s brief tenure as the Penguins’ general manager. In the eyes of many,…