Which Prospects Might Actually Be Penguins One Day?
I was perusing the latest run of mock drafts, rumors and actual player transactions this morning, pretty much bereft of…
Toughness Matters (Even if the Penguins Don’t Think So)
As you’ve probably guessed by the title, it’s time for my annual “Penguins lack toughness” rant. What brought this latest…
Defense: The Penguins’ White Elephant
It’s no secret. The Penguins were one of the absolute worst defensive teams in the NHL this season. Only the…
Penguins Update: Growing Pains and Playoff Struggles
Uh…we might need to hold the phone a bit before we start anointing some of our kids as sure bets.…
Penguins Update: Ron Hextall Revisited
We all know the narrative regarding Ron Hextall’s brief tenure as the Penguins’ general manager. In the eyes of many,…
Are Better Days Ahead for Our Penguins?
Not too terribly long ago, all I saw concerning the future of the Penguins when I peered into my crystal…
Penguins Summon Defenseman for Král to Finish Line
With one game left in the 2024-25 regular season, the wheels continue to turn for our Penguins. The team summoned…
What Happens to the Penguins When Sid Retires?
I was exchanging texts with PenguinPoop colleague Caleb DiNatale this morning when a dreadful thought occurred to me. One almost…