Penguins Roll Snake Eyes, Crap Out in Vegas
Playing a high-stakes, on-ice version of craps last night at T-Mobile Arena in Sin City, our Penguins did well on…
The X-Factor Hunt: What is the Penguins’ Missing Ingredient?
I’ve thoroughly enjoyed observing the Penguins during this impressive stretch, boasting a commendable record of 9-3-3 in their last 15…
Matinee Special: Hungry Penguins Feast on Fresh Kraken
As our Penguins enter the second half of the season, I think I accidentally discovered a novel way to contribute…
Penguins Update: Halfway There
Our Penguins have reached the midpoint of the 2023-24 NHL season. (Or to borrow a lyric from an old Bon…
Light-Switch Penguins Fall in OT to ‘Canes, 3-2
Our on-again, off-again, light-switch Penguins were on-again, off-again last night. Or should I say vice versa. Repeating a pattern that…
Penguins West Top Penguins East in OT, 4-3
With 59 points, the Vancouver Canucks are flying high. The Pacific Division leaders are also loaded with ex-Penguins, including forwards…
This Penguins Team Reminds Me of…
A lot of you are gonna think I’m crazy for what I’m about to write. I can hear the naysayers…
Penguins Drop Comedy of Errors to Sabres ‘n’ Stripes, 3-1
In 1983, carrot-topped singer Cyndi Lauper released her smash debut album, “She’s So Unusual.” Although the video to one of…