Jansen Harkins for President!!! (Penguins Beat Canadiens, 4-3, in Shootout)
Usually, I have some sort of theme for my game summaries. Sadly, in the wake of the Penguins’ gritty, scintillating,…
Penguins Snap Skid, Put the Bite on ‘Yotes, 4-2
Two very important events took place last night before 17,068 witnesses at PPG Paints Arena. The Penguins snapped an ugly…
Penguins Update: The Tale of Two Aging Metro Lions
For the better part of a decade, the Penguins and blood-rival Capitals have dominated the NHL’s Metropolitan Division. While our…
Penguins Mauled By Panthers, 3-1, Lose Fourth in a Row
It’s come to this. In the wake of the Penguins’ 3-1 loss to the Panthers last night…our fourth loss in…
If I were Kyle Dubas…
To kick things off, it’s important to clarify that I’m certainly not saying I know better than Kyle Dubas, and…
Power Outage: Penguins Fizzle in 3-1 Loss to Lightning
With just under a minute remaining in last night’s flat-line loss at Tampa Bay, Jake Guentzel crossed the blue line…
Has the Penguins’ Power Play Become the Embodiment of Kasperi Kapanen?
Following a promising first season with the Penguins in 2020-21, the sky appeared to be the limit for Kasperi Kapanen.…
Bungling Penguins Fall to Philly, 2-1, in OT
In my 13 years of writing for PenguinPoop, rarely have I been critical of Sidney Crosby. That’s because there’s rarely…