Penguins Update: The Plan Behind the Plan (I Think)
Before I begin my ramble, I need to state up front that I have absolutely no connections to the Penguins.…
Penguins Sign (the Wrong) Aho
…just when you thought the off-season plight of our Penguins couldn’t get any worse, it did. The team has signed…
Penguins (and Dubas) Poop the Bed in Free Agency. On Purpose.
Before I launch into my diatribe, my brain fully realizes what Kyle Dubas and the Penguins are trying to do.…
Oilers Comeback Falls Short: Panthers Capture the Cup
In the wake of the Panthers’ rousing 2-1 Game 7 triumph over the Oilers, I thought I’d share a few…
Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’24 Edition)
In what’s become a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, I decided to publish my annual Goin’ to WAR with Our…
Penguins Update: What Do Evgeni Malkin and Rodney Dangerfield Have in Common?
Back in the day, Rodney Dangerfield was arguably my favorite comedian. I especially loved the old Lite Beer commercials (Tastes…
So Who’s Going to Win the Cup?
I’ve been asked that question at least a half-dozen times over the past few days. Who do you think is…
Can the Penguins Improve?
The other day, my colleague Caleb Di’Natale sent me a text displaying his new and improved black-and-gold lineup for the…