Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’24 Edition)
In what’s become a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, I decided to publish my annual Goin’ to WAR with Our…
Penguins Update: What Do Evgeni Malkin and Rodney Dangerfield Have in Common?
Back in the day, Rodney Dangerfield was arguably my favorite comedian. I especially loved the old Lite Beer commercials (Tastes…
So Who’s Going to Win the Cup?
I’ve been asked that question at least a half-dozen times over the past few days. Who do you think is…
Can the Penguins Improve?
The other day, my colleague Caleb Di’Natale sent me a text displaying his new and improved black-and-gold lineup for the…
Penguins Update: My Goodness, Is Jake Guentzel Terrific
One of my favorite rock ballads is Don’t Know What You’ve Got (Till It’s Gone) by Cinderella. Along those lines,…
Marner to the Penguins? None for Me, Thanks.
I was working out at the gym Wednesday morning, minding my own business, when PenguinPoop colleague Caleb Di’Natale texted with…
Penguins Update: Reality Isn’t Always What it Seems (Part Two)
In the wake of the Penguins cutting ties with associate coach Todd Reirden yesterday, the majority of the team’s fan…
Penguins Update: The Fall of Champions
I was thinking about the inexorable decline of our Penguins yesterday. Stewing over the fact that we’ve missed the playoffs…