Penguins Tumble to New Low
The date was February 8, 2016. On that chilly Monday evening, the Penguins—still transforming under new coach Mike Sullivan—gave a…
Can the Penguins be Fixed?
I’ll open this post with a statement worthy of Captain Obvious. Our Penguins are in trouble. They’ve lost three in…
Penguins Update: Time to Act
I’ve been the voice of calm through a stormy first quarter of the season. Indeed, while my fellow PenguinPoop writers…
Penguins Quarter-Pole Review
Twenty games being a nice, round number—not to mention roughly a quarter of the season—I thought I’d review the Penguins’…
Penguins Update: The Back-to-Back Games Conspiracy
During a recent lull at work, I decided to look up the Penguins’ schedule on line. As I gazed at…
Penguins in Search of Identity
Shortly after the Penguins were brushed aside in round one of the 2015 playoffs, general manager Jim Rutherford formulated a…
Penguins Update: If Looks Could Kill
Back in the 1930s, the Philadelphia Athletics had a Hall-of-Fame catcher named Mickey Cochrane. By all accounts, he hated to…
Penguins Update: Seasons Change
Chapter 3 of Ecclesiastes opens with one of the most memorable verses in the Bible. To everything there is a…