Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins
With the recent influx of brand-new Penguins, I’ve spent a fair amount of time looking up stats as a way…
Penguins Qualify Five: Pass on Poehling
The Penguins extended qualifying offers to five restricted free agents today, including two who opted to sign with teams in…
Penguins Update: Congrats to Phil and Teddy and Other Ramblings
The long (looooong) trek to the 2023 Stanley Cup is finally complete. In only their sixth year of existence, the…
Penguins Update: Dumpin’ the Ol’ Brain Pan
Hi all. I’ve been focusing on another writing project and, frankly, needed to take a break from the blog. But…
Penguins Final Report Cards
To borrow from an old Alice Cooper classic, School’s Out for our Penguins. No more sticks. No more pucks. No…
Is Kasperi Kapanen the Poster Child for the Penguins’ Flawed Development Process?
It’s awfully hard not to notice how well former Penguins forward Kasperi Kapanen is doing in his new digs in…
Nightmare on Centre Avenue (Part I), Bruins Best Penguins
The other day I confessed to PenguinPoop founding father Phil Krundle my nightmare scenario for this weekend in two-part detail.…
Caps Capitulate, Penguins Triumph Thanks to Late Malkin Heroics
Some teeth might be missing. The manes might not be as lustrous and full as they once were. Some mange…