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Penguins Aston-Reese pays the dues, St Louis sings the Blues; Pittsburgh wins 6 – 1

The Penguins’ Power Play (PP) was perfect and their Goalie was near perfect as our surging sphenisciform-seabirds swamped St Louis…

Will the Real Pittsburgh Penguins Please Stand Up?

Back in the day, rapper Eminem released a song titled, The Real Slim Shady, featuring the catchy refrain…“Please stand up,…

Penguins Update: Nevermind

Recently, a good friend offered a bit of sage advice. “Never get too high when things are going well, and…

Penguins Playoff Update: If You Can’t Beat ‘Em in the Alley…

I was truly heartened last night to learn the NHL, in a rare display of prudence and wisdom, chose to…

Penguins Search for Groove Thang as Playoffs Approach

On the heels of an ugly three-game losing streak entering March, the Penguins have, for the most part, been playing…

Penguins Update: It Could Work!

“It…could…work!” Actor Gene Wilder, playing frazzle-haired Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (that’s Fronk-un-STEEN) in the all-time comedy classic Young Frankenstein, shouted those…

Penguins Simon says …

Dominic Simon says, (at least the way he played) “I like it here in the NHL and don’t want to…

Penguins Update: Newbies Fitting In

It’s taken a little while. Over a third of the season, to be precise. But it looks like the Penguins’…