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Will the Real Pittsburgh Penguins Please Stand Up?

Back in the day, rapper Eminem released a song titled, The Real Slim Shady, featuring the catchy refrain…“Please stand up,…

Penguins Update: Nevermind

Recently, a good friend offered a bit of sage advice. “Never get too high when things are going well, and…

Penguins Playoff Update: If You Can’t Beat ‘Em in the Alley…

I was truly heartened last night to learn the NHL, in a rare display of prudence and wisdom, chose to…

Penguins Search for Groove Thang as Playoffs Approach

On the heels of an ugly three-game losing streak entering March, the Penguins have, for the most part, been playing…

Penguins Update: It Could Work!

“It…could…work!” Actor Gene Wilder, playing frazzle-haired Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (that’s Fronk-un-STEEN) in the all-time comedy classic Young Frankenstein, shouted those…

Penguins Simon says …

Dominic Simon says, (at least the way he played) “I like it here in the NHL and don’t want to…

Penguins Update: Newbies Fitting In

It’s taken a little while. Over a third of the season, to be precise. But it looks like the Penguins’…

Penguins in Search of Identity

Shortly after the Penguins were brushed aside in round one of the 2015 playoffs, general manager Jim Rutherford formulated a…