Goin’ to WAR with Our Penguins (’24 Edition)
In what’s become a rite of summer at PenguinPoop, I decided to publish my annual Goin’ to WAR with Our…
Penguins Re-Sign Puustinen
In their second player move of the off-season, both involving young’uns, the Penguins re-signed pending free-agent forward Valtteri Puustinen to…
Penguins Update: Reality Isn’t Always What it Seems (Part Two)
In the wake of the Penguins cutting ties with associate coach Todd Reirden yesterday, the majority of the team’s fan…
Penguins Update: Let’s Make a Deal?
As the dust continues to settle on the 2023-24 season, it’s time to cast our eyes ahead to what’s likely…
When it Comes to Our Penguins, Perception is Not Always Reality
“A lie has no legs and cannot stand, but it has wings and can fly far and wide.”–William Warburton “Repeat…
Penguins Fumble Finale, Fall to Islanders, 5-4
In many ways, last night’s 5-4 season-ending loss to the Islanders was an all-too-fitting microcosm of the 2023-24 campaign. One…
Penguins Spoil Guentzel’s Homecoming, Ambush ‘Canes 4-1
During the old Lone Ranger TV series from the 1950s, those who watched the hero save the day before blazing…
Penguins Live to Fight Another Day, Flatten Red Wings 6-3
With their season and playoff hopes absolutely on the brink, the Penguins pulled together and drubbed the Red Wings at…