Perimeter Penguins Fire Blanks, Swallowed by Kraken, 2-0
With top wingers Jake Guentzel and Bryan Rust parked on LTIR, you had to figure scoring goals would become an…
Heart ‘n’ Soul Rule as Penguins Clip Canucks in OT
After watching the NHL-leading Canucks skate circles around us during the first period last night at Rogers Arena while grabbing…
Should Mike Sullivan Preside Over a Penguins Retool?
In the wake of recent technical difficulties at PenguinPoop that kept the site offline for a while, I’m still in…
Penguins Nip Flyers, 7-6, in Must-Win Goalfest
A couple of weeks ago I opined that our Penguins were done like dinner. And for all intents and purposes…
Penguins Jar(ry) Canadiens, 4-1, Bag Two Points
As our faithful readers are fully aware, PenguinPoop has been down for several days due to technical difficulties. One could…
Penguins Rally but Fall to Isles in OT, 5-4
Good news faithful, PenguinPoop readers. Thanks to the tireless efforts of PP founding father and technical guru Phil Krundle, we’re…
Penguins Place Guentzel on IR
The hits just keep on comin’ for our Penguins. The team announced today that it has placed star forward Jake…
Put a Fork in ‘em, Penguins Fall to Jets
“Them guys is done like dinner.” The immortal Dave “Tiger” Williams offered that blunt and colorful assessment of an earlier…