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Zach Aston-Reese

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Penguins Final 2021-22 Report Cards

Well, I lied. After intimating the other day that I didn’t plan to grade our Penguins, I decided to do…

Penguins by the Numbers: Some Metrics to Ponder

I was all set to do final report cards on our Penguins when, like Ford Motor Company back in the…

Penguins Postmortem

I apologize ahead of time for the loose-leaf ramble you’re about to read. It isn’t so much an in-depth analysis…

Are the Penguins Physically Equipped to Handle the Playoff Grind?

Anyone who’s read PenguinPoop over the years knows the Penguins’ size and toughness…or lack of…has been an ongoing concern of…

Ex-Penguins Update: Checking on Fish That Got Away

I was perusing Hockey Reference this morning as I do from time to time when I decided to check on…

Penguins Hextall Doing a Fine Job

I’ve posted articles in the past similar to the one I’m about to write. But in the wake of another…

Penguins Deadline Update: Which Beast of the East Improved the Most?

Back in the spring of 2013, the Penguins were firing on all cylinders on their way to an Eastern Conference…

Penguins Beat Deadline Buzzer: Acquire Rakell From Ducks

It’s official. The Penguins have, indeed, acquired scoring forward Rickard Rakell from Anaheim today. Rakell, 28, has scored 154 goals…