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Penguins Go Moby Dick on Seattle, Devour Kraken 6-1

According to seafaring lore, sperm whales like to dine on giant squid. Doing our best Moby Dick imitation, the Penguins…

Guentzel Tricky, Penguins Power (Play) Past Canucks, 4-1

I’d like to take a little credit if I may for the Penguins’ runaway 4-1 triumph over Vancouver at Rogers…

Penguins Update: Middle-Six Mashup

Following an encouraging five-game winning streak built largely on the stellar goaltending of Tristan Jarry, our Penguins have hit the…

Penguins Hab Not, Fall to Montreal, 6-3

Yes, the dreaded PenguinPoop curse is alive and well. No sooner do I write in my prior game summary that…

Penguins Knuckle Canucks Under, 4-1

Less than a fortnight ago our Penguins were coming off lopsided back-to-back losses and sinking like a stone in the…

Penguins Halt Skid, Crush Canadiens, 6-0

With the season threatening to slip through our collective fingers like grains of sand traversing an hour glass, the Penguins…

Shortfall Penguins Come Up Empty Against Sabres

Caution to our faithful readers. This is going to be more a loose-leaf ramble from a frustrated fan than a…

The Beat Goes On: Capitals Pound Passionless Penguins 6-1

The Penguins didn’t seem to expend a whole lot of energy during last night’s embarrassing 6-1 loss to the Capitals,…