I thought my head was gonna explode.
I really did.
As I watched the waning seconds of a 4-on-4, soon to be an Anaheim power play, tick off the clock, I looked on in utter disbelief as our guys…apparently oblivious to the situation…pressed the attack.
“Oh, no,” I thought. “You gotta get back.”
It was already too late. As if scripted, we turned the puck over just as Kevin Shattenkirk exited the box. Three-on-two rush. BANG, the puck’s in our net. And pffft…just like that…a hard-earned one-goal lead evaporates into thin air.
So much for any type of situational awareness. I mean, if a schlub like me can see it, why (oh why) can’t a team of paid professionals?
Maddening.
But wait…it gets worse. Minutes later Jason Zucker failed to get the puck out of our zone, igniting a chain reaction comedy of errors that would’ve made the Keystone Kops proud and a pee-wee team blush.
Pierre-Olivier Joseph sized up the proceedings and fell down. His partner Chad Ruhwedel went down on purpose, in the process taking himself out of the play. Trevor Zegras almost couldn’t help but score to hand the Ducks a 3-2 lead with less than five minutes to play in regulation.
Excuse my French, but WTF!?!?!
Okay, the game somehow had a happy ending. With 24.8 seconds left and Casey DeSmith parked on the pine, Jake Guentzel took a sharp pass from Rickard Rakell to the right of the Ducks’ net and, without missing a beat, relayed a beautiful backhand feed to Bryan Rust below the left circle. Rusty dropped to a knee and beat native son John Gibson stick side to send the game to overtime.
“We’d better get two points out of this,” I grumbled to no one in particular.
Then overtime opened and we did our damndest to give that extra point away. As I watched in abject horror, an early thrust by Sidney Crosby and Guentzel with Marcus Pettersson in tow just kind of dissolved, leading to a 2-on-oh (dear Lord) for the Ducks. I’m not sure what happened next…divine intervention perhaps…but Zegras got cute and tried to feed Cam Fowler.
Somehow the puck got lost in transit and the wayward rubber found the stick of Guentzel, who slipped it to Crosby. The sidekicks set sail for the Ducks’ end on a 2-on-1. In one of our few intelligent decisions of the night, Sid fed Jake early, basically encasing the lone defender, Ryan Strome, in bubble wrap.
Jake waited for an opening, then lasered the puck past Gibson’s blocker to cap the comeback and touch off a delirious victory celebration.
Yes, I’m happy we won. But SHEESH. Could we display some semblance of structure and sound decision making along the way?
And just for the record, that wasn’t the second coming of the 1970s Canadiens dynasty we beat. It was the 12-win, Pacific Division cellar-dwelling Ducks.
I shudder to think what would’ve transpired had we played a team with some chops.
Anyway…a win, is a win, is a win…I guess.
The Other Goals
Zucker scored on a wraparound at 4:16 of the first period to stake us to an early lead. Ex-Devil Adam Henrique made Mark Friedman pay for an indiscretion with a power-play tally at 17:51 to knot the score at 1-1.
Evgeni Malkin capped off a frenzied goal-mouth scramble at 8:46 of the second period, banging the biscuit home at the side of the net to give us that 2-1 lead I referenced. The one that got erased by John Klingberg’s power-play tally at 11:16 of the third.
Puckpourri
The Pens dominated statistically, piling up a significant edge in shot attempts (81-47), shots on goal (45-29), scoring chances (50-27) and high-danger chances (28-13), not to mention faceoffs (57 percent).
Rakell tallied three assists against his former club. Malkin, Zucker and first-star Guentzel each had a goal and a helper.
DeSmith made the save of the night in the waning seconds of the second period, robbing Mason McTavish of a sure goal on a one-timer from the right circle. Casey made 26 saves in all.
Another black-and-gold defenseman bit the dust, as Jan Rutta sat out with an upper-body injury. Coach Mike Sullivan categorized him as day-to-day. Fortunately, Pettersson returned following a two-game absence due to illness and logged a team-high 23:15 of ice time. And Kris Letang is set to rejoin the team.
Rookie forward Jonathan Gruden made his NHL debut and registered two hits in 7:02 of ice time.
I’m not sure what’s gotten into Brian Dumoulin of late, but suddenly he’s looking more like his old self. Being paired with mobile Ty Smith seems to be helping.
Congrats to Ron Hextall, who reached 100 victories faster than any GM in franchise history (170 games). Ray Shero (176 games) and Jim Rutherford (177 games) are next on the list.
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Rick & The Other Rick
Like you I couldn't believe what I was watching especially on Anaheim's goal to take a 3-2 lead. Lord it was
a total meltdown. What bothers me is your one of the oldest teams in the NHL making these mistakes and
Letang isn't even with the team "SMH".
I'm hearing rumblings that a trade may be brewing with Minnesota but after looking at their roster and thinking
who may be available I started hoping there may be a third team involved. I just don't see Billy Guerin giving up
the kind of help we need going forward. I'm with the Other Rick on Hextall - he either needs to make substantial
moves now to improve our chances in the playoffs or their needs to be a fire sale come the trade deadline or he
should be shopping for another job.
GO PENS
Hey Mike,
Being long-time Pens fans, I think we're all inured to a certain level of fast-and-loose hockey and crummy team defense. But I don't think I've ever witnessed anything like our...ahem...coverage on that third Ducks goal. Dear Lord, it was like the roof to PPG Paints Arena opened and some sort of microburst or downdraft came in and scattered us all over the zone.
Being a former basketball coach, you're most familiar with the four-corners offense in hoops. Well, this was like the four-corners defense.
I was truly flabbergasted by our ineptitude.
Rick
Hey Mike,
Right there with you. The only excuse for having a team this old is that it isn't supposed to be making these mistakes, yet they are.
I heard those same rumblings about Minn, but it was my understanding that it was a salary dump and that it was going to probably cost us Ty Smith or POJ so dump that salary. However, I can't get a line on who's salary are they trying to dump. And if they are trying to dump salary, that worries more that they will try and snag Kane at the deadline, another fossil.
He Rick,
Your writing skills far exceed our Penguins hockey talents; great write up of hysterical play masquerading as NHL calibre.
Did you ever notice that the template for most horror movies is to have some level of comic relief. As far back as the old Universal horror movies with Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff building tension, a Dwight Frey or Una O'Connor would swoop in, in slap stick fashion to bring HRs back down, that is what this season has been and last night's game was the laugh to break the tension, replete with the girl (POJ) falling at the most inopportune time (not the 1st time a Pens Defenseman has tripped over his own skates this season).
How embarrassing would it have been to have lost that game?
The last thing I will say is that if this incarnation of the Penguins is still fighting for that last wildcard spot by the end of the month and the GM doesn't start looking to sell at the trade deadline, he needs fired.