Penguins Update: Still Wanna Tear it All Down and Start Over?
This past summer, plenty of Penguins fans were clamoring for a tear down. Let Geno, Tanger and the other free…
Is There A Plan B For Our Penguins?
Our Pittsburgh Penguins haven’t won a game since game 5, on October 22. That means our seafaring Sphenisciformes have gone…
Penguins Gambles Aren’t Paying Off
A few articles back, I wrote somewhat tongue-in-cheek about the curse of Jeff Petry. How his Canadiens morphed from Stanley…
Penguins Hit Oil Slick, Skid to 6-3 Loss
Over the course of a long, 82-game season, a hockey team will encounter just about every situation imaginable. During the…
Penguins Place Blueger on LTIR, Recall Caggiula and Poulin
The Penguins announced yesterday that they’ve placed Teddy Blueger on long term injured reserve (LTIR) retroactive to October 11. The…
Our Penguins Can Learn From the Lightning
With so many good teams vying for the Stanley Cup, I’ve been following the playoffs with quite a bit of…
Oilers Smash Teetering Penguins, 5-1
In the late 1960s and early ‘70s heavyweight champion Joe Frazier was a formidable fighting machine, laying waste to anyone…
La Machine (Penguins) Slices and Dices Les Habitants, 5-2
Back in the late 1970s, Moulinex introduced a food processor aptly named La Machine. A pitch woman extolled its virtues…