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Evgeni Malkin

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Penguins Stave Off Capitals 3-2

They say all is fair in love and war. Perhaps in hockey, too. Two nights after Washington kayoed our captain,…

Capitals Outlast Penguins in OT

With sincere apologies to our faithful PenguinPoop readers and guests, I don’t have time to post a more traditional game…

Penguins Plunder Capitals in Game 2

To borrow from the theme song to the old tearjerker “Love Story,” where do I begin? I have so many…

Penguins Update: NHL Needs to Fix Playoff Format

No offense to the good citizens of Ottawa, or their hockey team. But every time I ponder the second-round playoff…

Round Two Preview: Will the Penguins’ Mastery Continue?

How do you like our chances? The question’s been posed to me dozens of times over the past few days…

Penguins-Capitals: A Playoff Primer

Thirty-four to twenty-one. Sounds like the score of a typical Steelers game, doesn’t it? Except in this case, the numbers…

Fleury Shines as Penguins Topple Blue Jackets

I may need therapy after this one. In terms of gut-wrenching momentum swings and plot twists, last night’s 5-2 series…

Penguins Update: Loose-Leaf Ramblings

Heading into tonight’s Game 5 at PPG Paints Arena, I thought I’d empty the ol’ brain-pan with some observations about…